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I wanna butt snorkel with you
I wanna dive into your deep blue
Get lost in your Marianas trench
I wanna motorboat that ass
I got my mask gonna dive down deep
I want to see the ridges of your reef
Get loss within your caves
Hope she remembered to shave
Diving further the water gets warm
This is the calm before the storm
Pulling away I’m swimming in a hurry
Boy I can really taste that curry
Rough seas ahead the winds are gusty
My mask is getting all foggy and musty
Gotta keep going but I don’t know how
I really enjoy this bung chow
I feel a rumble and I get a hunch
You had something spicy for breakfast and lunch
I’m past the point of no return
I’m two cheeks deep and I’m gonna get burned
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Monica got hep c from bum pee (repeat)
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It all started with an innocent roll
Into my arms you felt so cold
We’ll lay here together and I’ll hold you tight
I’ll keep you warm all through the night
Three days on the road what were the chances
You and I always exchanging glances
Telling me that you would never leave my side
And preroll later found out it was a lie!
It all started with an innocent roll
Away you ran I felt so low
I guess you’d rather go get high
You left me here with tears in my eyes
Three days on the road what were the chances
You and I always exchanging glances
Telling me that you would never leave my side
And preroll later found out it was a lie!
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Baby baby I’m a merman
Baby baby I’m a merman merman
I live in the ocean
I live in the sea
And I have a fish fin
Instead of two feet
My fish parts make fish farts
My dude parts have needs
That aren’t filled by grinding
On anemones
I swim with the dolphins
We play off the coast
But I just can’t fuck them
Cuz that would be gross
I need a land-lubbin’ lubber
With no strings attached
So if you’re scuba certified
I’m quite the catch
Baby baby I’m a merman
Baby baby I’m a merman merman
Fin.
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The Pluralses - Fifteen
00:15
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I fucked a fifteen year old girl
I regret absolutely nothing
I fucked a fifteen year old girl
When I was also fifteen
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I ate too much pussy
I ate too much pussy
And now I got a tummy ache
Bring me saltines and a 7-Up for goodness sake
I got a tummy ache
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Cadaver Pudding Riverside, California
Comedic punk rock out of the Inland Empire in Southern California. After a few years, and a few member changes, Cadaver Pudding is a hilarious three piece with a live show you can't afford to miss.
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