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Dottie
02:01
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I'm a loner Dottie,
A Rebel of sorts,
On my big adventure,
Charting a course,
No room for romance,
No room for fun,
No room for others,
Just room for one,
Cause there's things you wouldn't understand,
Things you couldn't understand,
Things you shouldn't understand,
I'm a loner Dottie,
A Rebel of sorts,
On my big adventure,
Charting a course,
True love was stolen,
I gotta go,
She'll be waiting for me in the basement of the Alamo,
Things you wouldn't understand,
Things you couldn't understand,
Things you shouldn't understand,
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Homeless Helen
01:51
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Young Eric went out with his sis one night
With two more friends in tow
Some late night food would hit the spot
So to Denny's they did go
No time had past since they first sat down
Young eric was surprised
A homeless woman sat next to him
And placed her hands between his thighs
When homeless Helens hands are cold
You better run away
She'll place her hands between your legs
In her crazy homeless way
My hands are cold she said to him
This is how I'll keep them warm
He'd never had a rub and tug
So young eric he was torn
Should I get up and just walk away
Like my sister and her friends
Or let Helen sit and warm her hands
And see how the night ends
When homeless Helens hands are cold
You better run away
She'll place her hands between your legs
In her crazy homeless way
That night will live in infamy
Eric wishes he did stay
And he always wonders to himself
Is she the one that got away
So years have past And he's all grown up
Young Eric is now a man
He waits at Denny's every night
Trying to score his first grand slam
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3. |
Bojo
00:19
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Bojo,
Destiny is in your hands,
Bojo,
All your friends will understand,
Bojo,
Dump that stupid crazy chick,
Bojo,
Improving man to gland relationships
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4. |
Dungeon Tan
02:22
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It's time to grind
It's time for beast mode
You and your friends
And gaming text code
This guys OP
That guys a noob
Learn all the exploits from Youtube
So grab your headsets and scratch your nuts
No time for girls
They cost too much
Spend all your cash on DLCs
And then you bitch that it should be free
No one cares about your score
Because your Ubisofts little whore
In your fake world you're the man
Just you, your clan, and your dungeon tan
League of Legends, Diablo 3
World of Warcraft is all you see
You're the best
You don't get powned
You even game on your iPhone
So grab your headsets and scratch your nuts
No time for girls
They talk too much
Spend all your cash on DLCs
And then you bitch that it should be free
No one are about your score
Code Red stains on your floor
In your fake world you're the man
Just you, your clan, and your dungeon tan
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Hey man I like your new hot tub really is so sweet
My backs been kinds bugging me
I've got aching in my feet
Wanna thank you for the invite
Gonna soak my cares away
But I must admit It was quite a shock
When you turned me to say
It's not gay if it's under water
Put up your periscope
There is a diver down below
It's not gay if it's under water
Drop the bucket in the well
If they don't ask then we won't tell
I must admit I'm a bit surprised
But there's no need to frown
For lack of a better phrase
You kinda "caught me with my pants down"
I don't think this is the time or place
But you don't seem to care
It doesn't feel like this is right
With both our wives in here!
It's not gay if it's under water
I have to disagree
Cause it still seems gay to me
It's not gay if it's under water
Or in another state
Or on your 21st birthday
When you Netflix and you chill
Or you slip your friend a pill
When you have too much to drink
Or when your locked up in the clink
Or when you promise not to tell
Or when your dressed like tinkerbell
Or when you fall in the abyss
Or you write a song like this
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6. |
Kipper Canyon
01:22
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Stench trench (4x)
Take a trip
Down to Kipper Canyon
Pitch a tent
Down in Kipper Canyon
Sights the sounds
Of old Kipper Canyon
Smells abound
Down in kipper Canyon
Stench trench (4x)
See the minge
Down in kipper canyon
On the fringe
Rim of kipper canyon
Dive on in
Deep in kipper canyon
Life begins
Here in kipper canyon
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7. |
Man to Gland Combat
02:15
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I'm going to war
I'm shipping off today
Kiss my wife and kids goodbye
Then I'll be on my way
War, there's nothing more to say
My bathroom is the battlefield
For man to gland combat
Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes
A knock on the door
My missions compromised
To focus I must strain
My task it is complete
As my soldiers march down the drain
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8. |
Primacy
01:57
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We come from Bakersfield
The apes called Humans
We're Fighting for our cuts
For life till deth
Flex trucking foots the bill
For just one reason
Provide indemnity for all that meth
Head down to Kirby's
Coldest beer around
Safe haven for the gang
From rivalries
Rexy’s the champ
Donning his jaw bone crown
Cause we have just begun
With our primacy
We come from Bakersfield
The apes called Humans
We're Fighting for our cuts
For life till deth
Flex trucking foots the bill
For just one reason
Provide indemnity for all that meth
The scabs are on our trail
We won't back down
Johnny will lead us to our destiny
We are the monkey fuckers
of this town
And we will take control
With our primacy
We are fighting for our lives
With our skins by our sides
Hanging out in the forbidden zone
Woah ooh ooh oh
Mojo, Marra, Nada, Karns
Answering the call to arms
Never resting as we carry on
We are fighting for our lives
With our skins by our sides
Hanging out in the forbidden zone
Woah ooh ooh oh
Back our leader standing strong
Like we were fighting Viet Kong
And we won't stop until the war is won
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He don't eat meat, she don't eat meat
It only took 2 years to realize
She really doesn't go for guys, her man....did nothing right
And if Jon can't play
Then he's the one that's hitting skins tonight
He's been known to get around
With every single band in town
She never really found him funny
He always hit her up for money
He don't eat meat, she don't eat meat
It only took 2 years to realize
She really doesn't go for guys, her man....did nothing right
And if Jon can't play
Then he's the one that's hitting skins tonight
Her hate for men is not particular
Especially with his extra curricular
But that's the life of a vegan man
Who travels round the world in a rental van
He don't eat meat, she don't eat meat
It only took 2 years to realize
She really doesn't go for guys, her man....did nothing right
And if Jon can't play
Then he's the one that's hitting skins tonight
Playing songs from town to town
The thought of meat will always get him down
The thought of his meat makes her frown
The whore of beats will carry on
He don't eat meat, she don't eat meat
It only took 2 years to realize
She really doesn't go for guys, her man....did nothing right
And if Jon can't play
Then he's the one that's hitting skins tonight
He don't eat meat
She don't eat meat
He don't eat meat
She don't eat meat
He don't eat meat
She don't eat meat
He don't eat meat
She don't eat meat
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10. |
Story of a Song
02:13
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Well high school damn middle school shit grade school
That's where it all began
And From what I recall our president
Was Ronald Reagan
He said to tear down that wall
And Hasselhoff was there
And that is where it all began
The story of a song we wrote that sounded like another
And so we changed the verse
It not a total rip I guess
I guess it could be worse
Sometimes It feels like everything we write someone already wrote
So we'll make it up own song by changing just one note
To self we should really consider coming up with our own four chords Cause every time we think something sounds good
It's because someone else already wrote it
Yeah one of them sounds like Strike Twelve
One of them sounds like The Pluralses
One of them sounds like Out To Lunch
Thankfully this one sounds like
The story of a song we wrote that sounded like another
And so we changed the verse
It not a total rip I guess
I guess it could be worse
Sometimes It feels like everything we write someone already wrote
So we'll make it up own song by changing just one note
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11. |
Me Dumpa
02:03
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My good friend Justin
His good friend Steve
Dating an Aussie
Named Sheila I believe
All Steve had wanted was to take a trip down south
But Steve was shocked the words that came out of her mouth….singing
I’m on me rag so toss it in me dumpa
I’m on me rag so toss it in me dumpa
I’m on me rag so toss it in me dumpa
Toss it in...toss it in
Yeah toss it in me dumpa
She was the kind of girl with sparkles in her eyes
Looks like a crime scene what laid between her thighs
It’s not the time a month to take a trip down there
You better turn me around and stick it in me rear..singing
I’m on me rag so toss it in me dumpa
I’m on me rag so toss it in me dumpa
I’m on me rag so toss it in me dumpa
Toss it in...toss it in
Yeah toss it in me dumpa
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Starring at your thighs
And where they meet my dream beaver lies
Trying to keep the blood from rushing to my wang
I caught of glimpse of your behind
Dream beaver
I believe it will be so freaking tight
Dream beaver
Perfect place for my dick to spend the night
Wait in line with all the guys
For a chance at a little ass play
I don't care how many came before me
Sloppy seconds is A OK
Dream beaver
I believe it will be so freaking tight
Dream beaver
Perfect place for my dick to spend the night
Though my dong may come to soon
It can reload in a short time
I don't care if you call it vag or poon
As long as you call it mine
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Cadaver Pudding Riverside, California
Comedic punk rock out of the Inland Empire in Southern California. After a few years, and a few member changes, Cadaver Pudding is a hilarious three piece with a live show you can't afford to miss.
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